A pump.fun fair launch has no buckets to hand out. All 1,000,000,000 tokens mint straight to the bonding curve and pump.fun kills the mint key in the same transaction.
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TeamTreasuryMarketingMarket making
1B
Fixed supply
Revoked
Mint authority
1
Dev wallet, published first
02 · The dev buy
One wallet. Announced before the curve opens.
Address, size and timing posted in advance. That's a dev buy — normal, expected, boring. The same buy split across wallets to fake organic demand is bundling, and our own scanner catches it. So we don't do it.
03 · Where the money is
The fee jumps the moment we graduate.
Our cut of every trade, by market cap. Flat and small on the bonding curve — then it triples the second the coin graduates, and slowly decays as it grows.
$18k
/mo on the curve
$57k
/mo in the peak band
$126
/mo to break even
The 0.95% everyone quotes is pump.fun's own cut, not ours. Ours is the gold line.
04 · The edge
We see it 279 seconds before the feeds.
Same graduation, two clocks. Median across 424 measured races.
Iris
0s
Public feeds
+279s
424/424
Measured races won
1s
Narrowest margin
99.5%
Coverage — not 100%
05 · The flex
Most of our calls go to zero. We publish that.
Everyone posts winners. We post the graveyard, live, from the same database that runs the product. That's the whole brand.
~90% → zero
18.5% ≥ 2×
Median call peaks about where it started. No spin, no "actually bullish".
06 · Launch day
We run our own scam scanner on ourselves, live.
The point is that we might fail on camera. A clean "we're fine" stream is worth nothing.
T−48h
Retraction post
Quote the old "no token" post, link it, one line on why it changed
T−30m
Publish our own audit checklist
So chat can score us against our own list
T−15m
Hand a known skeptic mod rights
Someone with a record of calling out scams. We don't win it — the data does
T+0
Mint live. Silent dashboard.
Nobody talking over it until the first result lands
T+90s
Bundle heat map
Clean, the chart is the advert. Dirty, we post it before anyone finds it
T+3m
Raw scan output
The actual JSON, not a green tick graphic
T+2h
Lead proof on other coins
Our timestamp vs the public feed's. Timestamps only — never an opinion on their coin
07 · Not doing
The list that keeps us honest.
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"We never miss"
It's false. Coverage is 99.5%. A critic ends the story in ten minutes
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Bundled dev wallets
Our own scanner catches it. Terminal irony
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Paid shills
The product exists to expose paid theatre
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Airdrops for tweets
Farmable in ten minutes, and it's undisclosed promo
✕
Locking the app behind the token
Strips the product from the few people still using it
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Deleting the old "no token" posts
Screenshots exist. Deleting is the rug tell
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Winners-only screenshots
Kills the one thing that makes us different
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1000× promises
We lose to liars on their metric. We win on receipts
08 · Needs you
Six blanks. Only you can fill them.
01
Dev buy sizePublic before the curve opens
02
Your salaryA declared number is defensible. Quiet withdrawals are what end projects
03
Why you changed your mindOne sentence, your words. This is the only line nobody can write for you
04
Who the skeptic isGets mod rights during the audit
05
Settle the 2× number18.5% agreed vs 36.2% computed. Can't publish until it's one number
06
LawyerNSW, ASIC INFO 225, before any public token post